Still funny. Just not perfect.

This engraved slate heart board features our playful “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart” design with cheerful pig illustration. It’s solid natural slate and fully engraved, but this batch has minor cosmetic imperfections which is why it’s priced lower.

That might be slight edge irregularities, small surface marks or natural variations that don’t meet our usual full-price standard. Nothing that affects use. Just not quite showroom perfect.

It still makes a brilliant little kitchen gift, serving board or cheeky Valentine’s surprise. Just at a bargain price.

Product details:

• Dimensions: 20cm (W) x 20cm (H)

• Weight: Approx. 370g

• Material: Natural slate

• Design: Laser engraved pig illustration with pun text

• Shape: Heart

• Condition: Second quality (minor cosmetic imperfections)

• Handmade and engraved in the UK

Please note: Slate is a natural material and will feature texture and edge variation. Second quality items may include additional minor marks or irregularities.